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Paul Blart would, thoroughly by accident, absolutely destroy Hannibal Lecter in a fight Paul Blart would accidentally pepper spray himself in the face some time before Hannibal tries to chomp down on him and then thoroughly regret it. And then Paul would fall on Hannibal, crushing him instantly Hannibal’s attempts to get in Paul’s head, … Continue reading

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Two Untapped Markets

You know what’s a tragically untapped market? Post-Apocalypse luxuries. I know that there are thousands of paranoid super prepared survivalists who would spend money on health packs, bunkers, knives, weapons, and medicine for even the most unlikely of theoretical apocalypses. How many of these people would want to know how to not only survive, but stay … Continue reading