If you like Miley Cyrus, I do too! She’s a nice person.
However, I don’t have to like her music, and I don’t. I espescially don’t like the song Wrecking Ball.
…But how freaking awesome would it be if, instead of a metaphor for attempting to destroy a person’s boundaries in a relationship and failing due to one’s recklessness the chorus was literally about Miley Cyrus breaking through the walls of some, I don’t know, evil organization’s secret base? That would be so freaking cool!
I came in like a wrecking ball!
All the ninjas were shocked in awe!
They were never a-a-a thre-at to me!
The music video should still have her swinging on a wrecking bakk, but make her fully clothed…no! Better yet, give her fucking Armour! Miley Cyrus dressed in full body armor bursting through a wall with a wrecking ball and proceeding to beat up full grown ninjas!
Don’t you ever say
Miley didn’t save the day
I will forever pull through…
I can’t live a life
Running for my life
Kicking ass is what I do
Seriously! Would this not be kickass?