Not about writing
Warning: If you ever trick a vegetarian into eating meat they will not respond with the comedic outrage you were probably hoping for. They will calmly tell you:
“You are perfectly aware that my aversion for meat was a choice I made a long time ago that means a lot to me. I was hoping that you would respect my choice the same way you would respect the choices of a transsexual, or more accurately as you would respect a person’s religion. However, not only have you disrespected it you have caused me to go against my own personal ethics/choice. I am deeply offended and hurt.
So please understand where I’m coming from when I kill you in your sleep tonight.”