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Morbid Wishes

If I die young and healthy, I would include in my will that my body be cut up and served to the needy as food, tools, or whatever it is to help people out. I guess I’d do more good being donated to science, though. But what use would they have for my bones. or skin? Make soup and cheap leather belts, I say!

Unless it’s used for whipping people. That’s just wrong.

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