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My Brother’s Complaints about tale of Despereaux the Movie

Upon seeing the trailer. (ahem) (takes a deep breath) WHY IS THERE A GENIE MADE OF FRUIT? WHY IS THE COOK A MALE? WHY IS DESPEREAUX ¬†OBSESSED WITH CHEESE? HE DOESN’T LIKE CHEESE, NO REAL MOUSE LIKES CHEESE! WHY IS HE EATING FUCKING CHEESE! IT’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T EVEN READ THE BOOK? NO, WORSE. IT’S … Continue reading