I may or may not be addicted to Ginger Ale The only non-diet soda I will drink? Ginger Ale. Favourite Canadian Brand? Canada Dry. Ginger Ale. The only product I buy from unethical companies? Ginger Ale. I can see my life ahead of me consisting of hunger, struggles for love, work, writing, and Ginger Ale. … Continue reading
Category Archives: Short story
The Melody
Within the ever busy building of Offington corporations, which doubled as the company’s main robotics factory, was a room on the fourth floor known as room 416. It’s two doors stood alone, twenty feet apart, in the hallway of the the fourth floor, leading to the East wall of the west wing of the building. Within … Continue reading
A Robot Rants (ep. 1)
Dear Science Fiction Writers, Why is it that when you write a scenario in which a robot insults the foolish humans opposing them they insult them by calling them “meat bags” or “walking meat” or even mention their “meatiness” in general? There are so many horrible, pathetic flaws that we can, and do, point out … Continue reading
Improvisation cut short by feelings and Nostalgia
I feel so stupid. I have been neglecting this blog on the grounds that I didn’t know what to write about. Then it hit me: this blog has a theme of Improvisation! Or, at least, I hope it does. But the point is, I’ve improvised writing many times on writing this blog and there is no … Continue reading
Actual conversation I’ve once had
My God, I created a superwoman! Nice! What does she do? She kills men who are sexist to her with a sword! That’s one badass villain. Who said she was a villain? Because she hurts people. Sexist men hurt people too! A lot They’re villains too. Uh…hmm…I’ve never thought of it like that before! Continue reading
True Horror
You beginner horror novelists think you’re terrifying? No, you’re just visceral. True horror never sells because it’s too dangerous for the populace. True Horror is found in the back of ancient book collector’s stores, sold to museums or cultists. True Horror Stories change people. Make people grow crazy. Changes the way they look at the … Continue reading
Heroes as Metaphors: The Adventures of Social Justice Warrior!
SJW Phony: “Hey guys! Let’s pick on this Cishet-White kid! SJW Phony 2: “Your kind should never come to our neighborhood!” Cishw-kid: “But…I love tumblr! SJW Phony: “Your kind has no right to complain about being bullied!” Cishw-kid: “This *sniff* this is harassment.” SJW Phony: “You dare complain about harassment?” SJW: DID SOMEBODY SAY…HARASSMENT? *SJW … Continue reading
Jeff and Klem! Beginnings of A Super Legend!
Jeff and Klem: The Super Duo This story is stupid. Read it if you’re okay with stupid logic and just-for-fun stuff. It’s kind of silver age only not really. It was fun to write, though. It’s pretty boring for a strange premise, though. Jeff the construction worker trained his arms all of the time. He … Continue reading
I’m A Coward
*reads something written by a blogger I follow* Types the following: “Hey, man. This is really funny but you posted it right after posting a lot about this other subject which makes this less funny in hindsight. I was just wondering if you were okay? I don’t want to be nosy and annoying, but I … Continue reading
Blizzard Montgomery (Warning: Violent)
I’m trying out a new Genre! My name is Tim “Blizzard” Montgomery. People call me Blizzard because of my white dye. I belong to Spine, the popular name for a gang that’s actually known as the “Independent Republic of Gamni Army.” Gamni is the main city we live in, not a country. The name is … Continue reading
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